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Tale of a Toaster
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Series 5
John locates a fancy new toaster on the internet, but will he be outbid?
Smells Like White Spirit
Ken asks John to write a pop song for a star, but his DIY duties get in the way.
A Gig With Billy Joel
John spurns an unpaid gig in a remote village hall, but a parking space causes a rethink.
How's Your Nan
After enjoying some of Ken's takeaway pompadom (sic), John goes for his first ever curry.
Picnic at Toouth Rock
John is keen to road-test his new cagoule on a birthday picnic, but Ken has other plans.
Wishee Washee Day
Rain is forecast, but John's efforts to help Ken with his washing spark disaster.
