What is a nonsense poem?

Professor: Hello. Today I would like to talk to you about nonsense poems.

A nonsense poem is a particular type of poem that does not always make sense. They often…

Book: The crandles bunked my futtage

So I wollimered their pong

Then they tootifried my yumchaks

Til my yumchaks were all oblong.

Professor: Sorry about that.

As I was saying, they often use words which have simply been made up, usually they are mixed up with normal words to make…

Book: They pippified my loon

And they're living on the moon

Professor: Right! That's it! I give up!

When I was growing up, I thought poetry was very serious.

It took me a long time to realise that it can be fun and that anyone can do it. At its heart, poetry is about having fun with words and the sounds that they make.

One of my favourite poetic devices is onomatopoeia. It's a long word, but simply means words that are also sounds. Words like moo, quack, roar, drip, drop, splash! By stringing sound words together it is possible to create a poem.

The cow goes moo and the duck goes quack
Roar goes the lion and drip goes the tap.
Drop goes the penny as it splashes into the well.
Plop goes the elephant dung and bad is the smell.

Onomatopoeia (sound words) are fun to play with because with sounds you get rhythms.

A splish splash splosh.
And a drip drop plop.
A rustle bustle tussle
And a slip slap slop.

Listening to the sounds around us can inspire poems. Poems that are just fun to say.

They don't have to have a deep meaning in fact poems don't have to have any meaning at all they can be utter nonsense!

One way to create great nonsense poems is to first write some sentences about doing something very ordinary like brushing your teeth.

I pick up my toothbrush
Run my toothbrush under the tap
Squirt some toothpaste onto it
I put the toothbrush in my mouth
Then run the toothbrush over each tooth and my tongue
Going back and forth until it froths up.

Then just swap some of the words with random words. I'm going to swap toothbrush with hippopotamus and run with skedaddle and mouth with tuna fish and tongue with peanut butter.

Now, the poem sounds like this.

I pick up my hippopotamus
Skedaddle my hippopotamus under the tap
Squirt some hippo paste onto it.
I put the hippopotamus into my tuna fish
Then run the hippopotamus over each hippo and my peanut butter
Going back and forth until it froths up.

There are nonsense poems waiting to be created from everyday descriptions of a journey on a bus or a trip to the shops, a visit to the bathroom or a trip to the zoo.

It's just a matter of playing with words, swapping everyday words for words you find funny or words you like the sound of. It doesn't matter what they mean. You could even make up words like bloomlurgy, tangleflority, keyayaya, laykal wangdoolahlah!

When I realised you could make up words when writing poems, it didn't take long to realise that I could make up characters and situations. Maybe a zoo keeper without a zoo or a lion that quacks like a duck or a shrimp with a limp.

Poetry is fun! It's a playground for the imagination.

I might write about some funny situations. Perhaps a carp who plays a harp or a pike that rides a bike or shark that's afraid of the dark!